Just finished watching Microsoft's E3 Press conference. Going to go over each individual game and my thoughts, and also throw in a little flavor text from what my buddy G.T. said about the trailers during which cracked me up enough to write it down on my notepad.
They started off pretty strong, saying they were going to dedicate the show to games and they kept that promise throughout.
First thing they showed was CoD, with the announcement of timed exclusive DLC. No surprise there, it's been that way for years and years. I was however amused that CoD seemed to enter the matrix at one point near the end of the trailer.
Next was Forza, in a world where all humanity has died off, the cars have become sentient beings. They presented.. Forza: The Carpocalypse.
Evolve didn't impress me. The trailer they showed was very "meh".
Assassin's Creed: Unity cracked me up. The peasants basically saw some dudes getting murdered and went "HEY AWESOME LETS RIOT! BLOOD ORGY! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
G.T. : "HEADS ON PIKES. Reminds me of the last E3 Press Conference"
Dragon Age: Inquisition looks fantastic, very much what they've promised so far, and it looks good.
Sunset Overdrive was a SURPRISE. It started off looking like a generic military shooter to it's core, and then suddenly NAH JK LOOK CRAZY SHIT BLAM BLAM BOOP HEY GUYS INSOMNIAC IS BACK LETS PARTTTTYYYYYYY! I shit my pants and came buckets, I have officially ruined these pants. I'm going to have to burn them.
ALSO: 8 FRIENDS, & LOOT. That is what I watned to hear.
Dead Rising DLC was amusing, especially the title was supposed to be a parody, except it was a little too on the nose. I don't have Dead Rising nor do I care for it, so it didn't wow me, but I'm glad to know it's still being supported and the 4 player co-op dlc looks interesting.
Fable: Legends AKA Fable D&D. Gameplay looks boring, game looks stale as fuck, and basically fable is dead. There is no salvation, no resurrection. RIP in peace, Fable.
G.T.: Oh fun. The fungeon master."
PROJECT MOTHERFUCKING SPARK SET ME UP FOR SO MUCH DISAPPOINTMENT. It looked like "REAL fable" it looked so good, and I was so excited for a legit RPG, and then NOPE PROJECT SPARK LOL SUCK IT.
Then, THEN? CONKER POPS OUT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! IT'S STILL PROJECT SPARK OMFG FUCK YOU PROJECT SPARK!! DOUBLE DISAPPOINTMENT.
Halo Master Chief edition has been rumored for a while, and it was pretty much expected/10. They need a halo game this year, to sell consoles and carry them over to 2015 when Halo 5 comes out. Not really much to say, as someone who's play all the previous Halo games, I mean.. it's Halo. I'll wait for more details before I completely write this off, though.
NEW FUCKING TOMBRAIDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tombraider has been one of my favorite games last gen & this, and a new Tombraider reveal SOLD ME SO HARD. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUMPED, CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS GAME, LARA HAS BECOME A STONECOLD KILLER AND IT'S FANTASTIC. I need this game. I need it so hard.
Witcher 3: Looks good but I've never been very interested in the Witcher games. Great for fans, though, looks very witcher-y.
PHANTOM DUST WOAH SHIT. This game was incredibly fucking niche back in the day, and I happened to have a very close friend who owned it and forced me to play it with him. Game was so fucking good, and seeing it come back added to pants ruination.
Division demo looked mediocre, and was painfully staged. I'll wait for real gameplay before I start giving a damn.
ALSO, CRACKDOWN 3. DAY 1. Well, not really, actually. I don't have a Xbox One yet, and I likely won't get one for a while until more exclusives are announced, but DAMN Crackdown 3 looks good. I'm ready for it. MY BODY IS READY.
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